Lakeport beer is good. Beer is good and lakeport is beer. Even though it is very inexpensive it still has many qualities. One being that Lakeport Brewery has a large selection of beers depending on your drinking situation. Example; you get home from a hard day at the office to relax at home and watch some TV. What ever shall you drink? Well Lakeport Pilsner of course. Being an office worker you'll pick the mid line model. Another example would be you get home after a grueling day paving roads for the city. Well what should ya drink? Well I reckon y'all should go wit the Lakeport Strong. That will put hair on yer chest. Lonely housewife? Lakeport Red will kill the time before your husband comes home from Afghanistan. Hanging with the crew tonight? Bring some Lakeport Light, Its like not Coors Light but costs half the price with zero brand appeal. And then there's Lakeport Ice. I got nothing. Remember those Labatt Ice commercials from the early 90's? The ones with the old long gray haired creepy guy. I think he was Austrian. Totally radical.
Well back to Lakeport breweries. On February 1, 2007 Labatt Brewery, owned by InBev, made an offer of $201.4 Million. Lakeport, Great beer, Fair prices. is there motto. Lakeport was founded in 1992. Lakeport is owned trough a parent company by Labatt. They also make beer like Brava and Wee Willy Mongoose and Steeler. I remember Mongoose from years ago. It was very strong to me back then when I was in my early twentys.
Beer like Lakeport has its place. Yes in every collage dormitory, trailer park and yes suburb. Beers like Lakeport will have their place. Refreshing, cold, omnipresent and ubiquitous. Power to the people. E pluribus unum. Workers of the world unite! Lakeport, Great beer, Fair prices.
Have a good Fete de la Saint-Jean-Baptiste day Quebec! We love your beer! Drink lots of beer!
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